And your little Dog Too !

The neighbours from hell have grown. They now have a Dog.
Not just any nice little sit and pat dog...Oh Hell No...

It's the kind of Dog that howls from 3am till they get up, which I can tell you is not quick enough.
It's the kind of dog that gets in your car before you can load the kids in and then pees on your bloody seat when you try to get it out.
It's the kind of dog that ended up in my house because it pushed it's way through the fly screen and then peed ed on my bloody Micro suede couch when I realized it had gotten in and tried to get it off.
It's the kind of dog that makes you run up the side walk and strip the bloody paint off the side of your car because it's running on the road and you don't want to run over it.

Although the thought did cross my mind !.

So today I get home and the flee ridden fur bag has left a present for me at the door. Not right at the door but enough for the smell to make its way through the window and fill the house with a smell that resembles an out door dunny.

Pissed.....You bet.

BUT.....

Revenge is ...oh sooooo sooooooo sweet......

Cost of Fancy post box- $98.
Cost of broken latch - $ 3.
Cost of envelopes - $ 2.49.

Look of the neighbours face when they see a whole heap of "special mail" waiting for them.

PRICELESS.

Time to ring the Real Estate again...